aa‚¬A¦ But is it Chinese?

Because here in this gastronomic desert there is another region, Romanian Chinese! And to describe that style of bullshit cuisine – it is simply vile. Romania continues to get away with gastronomic fraud with virtually every ethnically themed restaurant in the land.
You can forget about savouring international cuisine in almost every restaurant. Nothing is worse than the Romanian versions of Asian cuisine. If you want to see the most revolting, hideous aberration of Chinese or Asian food, visit the dreadful Dragon House in Amzeii. Why not go there? Lots of people do, who know nothing about Chinese cuisine.
So you can well imagine I approached the Chinese Garden somewhat cautiously. It is easy enough to find, next door to Mega Image in the Pipera neighbourhood, where silly folk pay a fortune to live in prison-like compounds and then risk having a heart attack out of frustration whilst waiting for one hour in a morning traffic jam to cover ten kilometers.
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